Upgrading your mission statement

Looking for vapid mission statements or HR propaganda announcements? Save the money you would otherwise spend on a consultant and use this software instead.

A few examples:

• We have committed to work towards synthesizing communities and extending our schemas as part of a larger strategy to produce more benefits for our workers.
• We resolve to continue towards competently innovating our vertical perspectives and engaging forward-thinking partnerships in order to take over the nation.
• Our task is to execute a strategic plan involving cleverly embracing multilevel partnerships and sharply deploying our e-solutions.

Also available: buzzword bingo cards.

—Michael A. Cleverly
Thursday, January 20, 2005 at 13:13